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Today I ask for a hand to throw away a couple of things.
bulky stuff. A tree pruned and almost entirely a dead (the machine).
We load everything into a van that we borrowed, 3 minutes and we're in a landfill.
The caretaker asks us what we have.
know that there is an ordinance prohibiting the mayor to throw the green (and only the green) closed vans? Ok
machines, there is some doubt on open trucks, but it seems that with those we can, no closed vans.
Ah?
O_O;
Sisi, there is an order of the mayor, if you would like the monster I'm sorry. But if you want to put there out of the landfill, will soon have a wheelbarrow and bring it to life, that's right. Ah
?????????
O_O;
And the batteries have to pay 5 €.
Macazzo, is there anything I can throw in here? You can not make me pay 20 euro more per year and let me download what I have to throw?
Then I want to do the uncivilized.